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8. Take my older kids for a really fun-filled afternoon to a park, zoo or Science World and feed them healthy food.
And I suppose Moo not only expects this person to give up their OWN afternoon for this great honor, she expects them to PAY FOR IT ALL too. I'm guessing that taking two kids to the zoo and feeding them lunch would cost at least $50 and probably more. Oh, but WE are selfish for not jumping at the chance!! :BS
Sure. I'll take 'em to an adult bookstore and buy 'em some porno. Definitely bondage porno. Then before I bring them home, I'll treat 'em both to double espressos at Starbucks and tell them you are taking them tomorrow to pick up their new puppies.
